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Striptease
and Gentlemen Clubs in Moscow
Moscow boasts a fine array of gentlemen’s
clubs where anything is possible. Here we list some of the
most renowned, interesting and high-quality strip clubs the
city has to offer. But they are expensive. You can find cheaper
joints around Moscow’s suburbs but they won’t match
these places in terms of service or quality.
911 VIP - CLOSED
Update: On the 25th March 2007 there was a fire in the club on
Dmitrovka. The one on Kosygina st is still opened. Read
the story here.
One of the cheaper options. After paying 600 rubles ($21) entry
you’ll find that drinks and food aren’t all that
expensive. 911 VIP has a fairly swank, modern interior which
looks a little forced but is cool nonetheless. Absolutely
loaded with girls of a high quality. Private dances cost
$30. VIP rooms upstairs are nicely decorated and there’s
a strip-karaoke room and a Jacuzzi. The club boasts that
you won’t have to worry about any non-satisfying topless
stripteases here – they’re all the real deal.
The striptease runs non-stop. There are also live sports
broadcasts… in case the girls don’t really grab
your attention? There’s another location called “911
Erotic Club” out near Leninsky Prospekt which is a
fair bit more expensive (up to 1500 rubles [$54] entry).
Address 911 VIP: Moscow,
Malaya Dmitrovka Ulitsa, #6, metro Pushkinskaya. Tel: 200-0280,
Open 21:00-6:00.
Address 911 Erotic Club: Moscow, Kosygina Ulitsa,
#15 (in the Orlyonok Hotel), metro Leninsky Prospekt. Tel:
507-2727.
Open 15:00-6:00
Tue-Fri,
21:00-6:00 Sat-Mon.
Bely Medved
If you want to mix your debauchery with some
local culture then check out Bely Medved which is famous for its
Russian folk dancing
strip show.
Entry to the full striptease area is a little pricey
at 960 rubles ($34) but the dazzling interior won’t disappoint.
Nor will the strip show a la russe on Thursday and Friday nights
which has all your favorite characters from Russian folklore
doing things you couldn’t even dream about. The strip show
kicks off from 9pm and runs until closing with up to twenty girls
on stage over the course of the night. An open plan makes for
good views from every seat in the house. The club boasts some
of the most diverse and beautiful group of girls you’ll
find at any of Moscow’s strip clubs. A private dance costs
1000 rubles ($36) while $100 will get you a long stint in a private
room.
Address: Moscow,
Prospekt Mira, #116a, metro Alekseevskaya. Tel: 687-5766, .
Open 18:00-5:00.
Divas
Divas features three stages with topless and
full strip shows running non-stop. The four VIP rooms have an Eastern
theme with
Oriental, Arabian, an Indian chill-out room and a Thai massage
room. A look at the range of possibilities available on the “Crazy
Menu” is almost worth the 700 ruble ($25) price of admission
in itself, though what’s on offer is not great value. It’s
1600 rubles ($57) for a ten minute private dance or 800 rubles
($28) for a ten minute lap dance. 800 rubles ($28) to touch the
breast of a waitress??? Divas is big on the theme parties and
there are various specials on weekdays. There is an ATM on the
premises, which could be a blessing or a curse. Objectively speaking
they’re not the best-looking girls around but then beauty
is in the eye of the beholder, etc, etc.
Address: Moscow Strastnoy
Bulvar, #10/2, metro Chekhovskaya. Tel: 924-8726.
Open
21:00-6:00.
Night Flight
Probably the most renowned gentleman’s club in Moscow.
Having opened in 1991 it’s certainly the longest established.
But note the use of the term “gentlemen’s club”.
This is not your average, ultra-sleazy strip club but more of
a refined place. Of course, though, all the same services are
on offer here as they are in other establishments. Night Flight
is very popular with visiting businessmen and boasts impeccable
service due to the Swedish management’s influence. The
restaurant actually has a reputation as one of the cities finest
and dancers perform on the balcony above the tables. Entry to
the club costs 750 rubles or is free if you eat at the restaurant.
Address: Tverskaya Ulitsa,
#17, metro Tverskaya. Tel: 629-1465, Restaurant open 18:00-5:00,
Club
open 21:00-5:00.
Office
A reasonably priced option in the Moscow strip
scene, Office charges a 600 ruble ($21) entry fee. While the
club doesn’t
really resemble the usual workplace, it is neat and ordered.
Their marketing line is that now you don’t have to nail
your secretary any more – just come to our club. Colored
in deep reds and blues, the club has two main halls as well as
private rooms. There is a non-stop strip show, an extensive crazy
menu and a fine assortment of girls. Drinks are pricey at an
average of 450 rubles ($16) for spirits and 350 rubles ($12.50)
for a 330mL beer. The restaurant (Japanese and European) only
really serves snacks and for exorbitant prices.
Address: Sadovaya-Kudrinskaya Ul.,
#3a, metro Barrikadnaya. Tel. 502-5757, Open 20:00-last customer.
Rasputin
There’s a cover charge from 9pm which is between 1000 and
a whopping 3000 rubles ($35-$105) so it’s best to get there
early. Very extensive crazy menu offering to serve up just about
anything you could think of. The club has five halls with strip
shows including some theatrical-style programs. There are also
five multi-colored VIP rooms, some with a Jacuzzi and sauna but
you better be packing a wallet full of dollars if you want to
entertain one of the girls in there. A huge array of beautiful
women work at Rasputin. A European/French restaurant is also
attached to the place with an average bill per person of around
$50. Drinks are expensive as well. But if money is no object
to you then this is probably the place to go.
Address: Zubovsky Bulvar,
#25, metro Park Kultury. Tel: 245-5135 Open
24
hours.
Safari Lodge
Safari Lodge is a quality yet cheap option with the minimum 500
ruble ($18) entry fee. It may not be the classiest joint in town
but it is one of the most comfortable and pleasant. The interior
is decorated with trophies and weapons creating an exotic atmosphere
enhanced only by the non-stop strip show running from 9pm to
6am. There are also private rooms where further adventure can
be sought and a ‘dacha’ out the back with a sauna.
You can’t eat in the strip area but there’s a German/European
restaurant called Jaegerhaus upstairs attached to the club.
Address: Moscow, Pokrovka Ulitsa, #32-34, metro Chistiye Prudy.
Tel: 916-1879. Open 21:00-6:00.
Show Girls
A nice, sleazy strip club with non-stop strip shows running on
three stages. There’s erotic shows, lesbian shows and,
perhaps best of all, a shower show where you’re allowed
to touch. Entry costs 600 rubles ($21) and drinks and food won’t
send you broke. Huge number of girls to choose from who are happy
to do the lot… at the prices listed on the crazy menu.
Private dances cost 1000 rubles ($36). Great unobstructed views – a
one-way mirror means you can even see the action from the bathroom.
There are a few VIP areas but you’d be surprised how much
you can get away with during a lap dance. This is a very raunchy
place: it’s nice to know there are still places in Moscow
where you don’t have to be obscenely rich to have a decadent
night.
Address: Moscow - Olimpiysky Prospekt, #16, Bldg. 1 (inside the
Olimpiysky sports complex), metro: Prospekt Mira. Tel: 688-4818,
Open 21:00-6:00.
Violete
Violete features one of the most lush interiors you’ll
ever see,
with purple obviously being the dominant color. The
500 ruble ($18) entry price is a bargain. There are four halls,
the main one with two poles for dancers and another lined with
mirrors. Then there are separate rooms for the Japanese/European
restaurant and for the bar. Violete also has six VIP rooms and
even a karaoke hall. The girls are friendly and don’t try
to extort your money as aggressively as at some other clubs.
You’d swear that they actually do their job because they
really enjoy it. Perhaps the classiest mid-range strip joint
you’ll find.
Address: Raushskaya Naberezhnaya,
#4/5, metro Tretyakovskaya. Tel: 238-8614, Open 21:00-6:00.
Zatmeniye
(Eclipse)
Not a bad little strip club though it is tucked
away a bit out of the center. What distinguishes Zatmeniye from
the competition
is the medieval castle-type motif running through the joint.
Together with chains as decorations, it conjures up some pretty
strong sensations of B&D and/or S&M. And indeed there
is a BDSM show going and the club has non-stop striptease by
four or five girls at all times. Every Sunday night there is
a VIP fetish and bondage party. The girls here fit the domination
style the club is going for: the place is a bit short on the
blonde beauties you might expect in a Moscow strip club opting
for a dark-haired, often-tattooed, skankier looking variety.
Prices are low at 500 rubles ($18) for entry and 1000 rubles
($36) for a private dance and plenty of other options on the
crazy menu. As for drinks, you’re looking at about 250
rubles ($9) for a 500mL beer or 400 rubles ($14) for spirits.
A main course with garnish comes in at about 500 rubles ($18).
Address: Bolshaya Akademicheskaya
Ulitsa, #41/1, metro Voikovskaya. Tel: 154-1112, Open 21:00-6:00.
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