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surfguy · Lounge Wizard Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Posts: 6996

My russian friend sent me this...so true and funny I guess:

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa,
> half
> discovered, half wild,
> fertile and naturally beautiful!
>
> Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe,
> well
> developed and open to trade,
> especially for someone with cash.
>
> Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India,
> very hot,
> relaxed and convinced of
> her own beauty.
>
> Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France,
> gently aging
> but still a warm and
> desirable place to visit.
>
> Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great
> Britain, with a
> glorious and all
> conquering past.
>
> Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,
> has been
> through war and doesn't
> make the same mistakes twice, takes care of
> business.
>
> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
> self-preserving but open to
> meeting new people.
>
> After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly
> beautiful, with a
> mysterious past and
> the wisdom of the ages...only those with an
> adventurous
> spirit and a thirst
> for spiritual knowledge visit there.
>
> THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>
> Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled
> by a prick.

RusskiCanadian23 · Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:14 am Post subject:

And why did you posts this in "polls"? This isn't a "poll". And I think you made that one up:

A. It makes fun of Iran, and everybody here knows you don't like Iran.

B. It doesn't mention the US of A (you wouldn't dare mock your own country, would you?)

C. It pokes fun at Canada, another something you like to do.

D. France and Great Britain ARE Europe. I don't know if you knew that, but... it is a fact. Both politically and geographically-vise. Laughing

surfguy · Lounge Wizard Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Posts: 6996

Ha...oops! I didn't mean for it to be in polls. And also I didn't make it up and it did in fact come from a Russian GF who lives in St Pete...she sent it to me. I think it is funny...And I guess just goes to show what some in other countries think...including your mother land. BTW how does it make fun of Canada?

RusskiCanadian23 · Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:27 am Post subject:

surfguy · Lounge Wizard Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Posts: 6996

how the hell do I know...I didn't write it...wish I did though

http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Geography_of_Women.html

surfguy · Lounge Wizard Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Posts: 6996

Geography of women:

Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran ....... Developing at
a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open.

Between the ages of 18-21 a woman is like Africa or Australia ..... She is
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan ... completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries
with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain .... Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of it's own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman like France or Argentina ... She may have
been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable
place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq .... She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada ...
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid
climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia ... A glorious
and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan or Pakistan .... Everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there.

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Another version:

Between the ages of 15 and 18, a woman is like China or Iran. Developing at
a sizzling rate with a lot of potential, but as yet still not free or open.

Between the ages of 18 and 21, a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is
half-discovered, half-wild and naturally beautiful, with bushland around the
fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 and 30, a woman is like America or Japan. Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries
with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 and 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 and 40, a woman is like France or Argentina. She may
have been half-destroyed during the war, but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.

Between the ages of 50 and 60, she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,
quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled, but the frigid climate
keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 and 70, a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a
glorious and all-conquering past, but, alas, no future.

After 70, a woman is like Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it
is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography Of A Man:

Between the ages of 15-70 a man is like Germany. A strange landscape, but
filled with beer and thoughts of dodgy porno movies.

Or: Between 15 & 70, a man is like Iraq; ruled by a dick.

RusskiCanadian23 · Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:34 am Post subject:

Okay, this, is what it really says:

RusskiCanadian23 · Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:38 am Post subject:

surfguy · Lounge Wizard Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Posts: 6996

my friend sent it to me...but to show you I didn't write it...I googled it

surfguy · Lounge Wizard Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Posts: 6996

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