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Rimski
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Joke number 7: USA : electric american dream!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMAEVgRWq6s
see the first 3 mn. Unfortunately for the driver, it wasn't not a joke. Taser is not only used in US but in Europe too. Democracy in the West has reached the electric level!
Great America! a cop tasers a man because he refused to sign a speeding ticket. Coming soon... return of the whip! 
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Rimski
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| Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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Joke number 8: stupid thankgsiving
What is thanksgiving? It's a celebration of the american people. But for what?
| Quote: | | In fact, the feast was planned to thank the Indians for teaching them how to cook those foods. Without the Indians, the first settlers would not have survived. |
And to thank the indians, we all know, the white settlers have decimated them.
http://stockholm.usembassy.gov/Holidays/celebrate/thanksgi.html
Ok, thanksgiving celebrates the day the indians teached the white settlers how to survive. So, in return , the indians should thank the whites for having decimated them and celebrate a day. They should celebrate...
... "thankskilling"
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Ender
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| Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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| gomer wrote: | Seen on a forum today regarding the Russia/ Georgia fighting:
"I don't think Georgia will have a problem unless Russia has a General named Sherman."
Or something to that effect. |
It is funny to read something from the past. As always complete lack of understanding who are Russians and what is their military forces. Such orators are perfect examples of U.S. propaghanda. |
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Rimski
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| Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:43 am Post subject: |
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Joke number 9: USA, the country of freedom
Did you see, the movie "Sicko" directed by Michael Moore? It is about healthcare in United States. In the US even if you have a healthcare insurance, your insurer could refuse you a medical treatment.
Click the link below and watch the video to have an idea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMr-4eqPbZE
I advise you to watch the whole film. You'll see that, in some countries, they treat the animals better than humans in USA. American citizens live in their country like wild beasts in the nature.
USA is the country of the absolute freedom. Americans are free... like beasts! |
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Ender
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| Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Rimski wrote: | | In the US even if you have a healthcare insurance, your insurer could refuse you a medical treatment. |
I think that it is common trait of all insurance companies. They are very polite and friendly when you bring your money. But if some shit happens amount of their willingness to cooperate will be inversely proportional to amount of money they have to pay. |
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darthvader
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| Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Rimski wrote: | | Joke number 9: USA, the country of freedom |
In many respects, yes. And, Rimski's country? The country of?
| Rimski wrote: | | .....in some countries, they treat the animals better than humans in USA. American citizens live in their country like wild beasts in the nature. |
Actually, in USA, and the West, we often treat pets better than numerous non-Western goverments treat their citizens. Sad, but true. No joking matter. |
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Ender
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| Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| darthvader wrote: | | Actually, in USA, and the West, we often treat pets better than numerous non-Western goverments treat their citizens. Sad, but true. No joking matter. |
 It doesn't mean anything. I believe my dog is treated better than most of Americans.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Blue_Terrier
Anyway I've understood your point. |
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Rimski
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| Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:36 pm Post subject: |
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| darthvader wrote: | | Actually, in USA, and the West, we often treat pets better than numerous non-Western goverments treat their citizens. Sad, but true. No joking matter. |
No. You treat pets better than your human neighbours... poor human beasts.
Let's have a look to the next video. see the begining just before Michael Moore starts to answer the stupid questions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_QoffvYQpw
Ok. Moore"s movie (Sicko) is full of horrible strories. people die because their insurers refuses to pay their treatments. The story is told in a "funny" way but, Michael Moore is very serious. He's not joking.
The presenter (Bill Maher) starts talking about the movie using the words "amazing"??? three times, and "it is your best, it's funny"??? instead of saying "it's horrible" or "I can't believe this is happening in the richest country of the world".
Incredible! This is the reaction of a selfish individual. a "very good" product of the wild capitalism. Look at the face of the presenter. This is the real face of America...
... the hideous face of capitalism.
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darthvader
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| Ender wrote: | | darthvader wrote: | | Actually, in USA, and the West, we often treat pets better than numerous non-Western goverments treat their citizens. Sad, but true. No joking matter. |
It doesn't mean anything. I believe my dog is treated better than most of Americans. |
Some dog you have! Black caviar for breakfast served on a red gold platter?
| Ender wrote: | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Blue_Terrier
Anyway I've understood your point. |
Very cute dog though! |
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Ender
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| darthvader wrote: | | Some dog you have! Black caviar for breakfast served on a red gold platter? |
Sorry, I didn't understand this phrase.
| Ender wrote: | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Blue_Terrier
| darthvader wrote: | | Anyway I've understood your point. |
Very cute dog though! |
She eat about one kilo of fresh raw meat a day (not this shitty pedigree). When she was sick insurance company insisted that two doctors came to check her health, take blood samples, etc...
So... if we apply same logic as here...
| Quote: | | Actually, in USA, and the West, we often treat pets better than numerous non-Western goverments treat their citizens. Sad, but true. No joking matter. |
... US medical service worse than service in Russia. |
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YellowMelon
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Ok, here's a pretty sad joke an American told me.
A male with a sad face walks into a lingerie store.
The salesman asks him what he's looking for.
"A bra, for my girlfriend".
"What bust?".
"The frickin' condom!!!". |
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darthvader
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| Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:32 am Post subject: |
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| Ender wrote: | | darthvader wrote: | | Some dog you have! Black caviar for breakfast served on a red gold platter? |
Sorry, I didn't understand this phrase. |
That's ok
| Ender wrote: | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Blue_Terrier
| darthvader wrote: | | Anyway I've understood your point. |
Very cute dog though! |
| Ender wrote: | | She eat about one kilo of fresh raw meat a day (not this shitty pedigree). When she was sick insurance company insisted that two doctors came to check her health, take blood samples, etc... |
OK, I admit it, your dog does eat more meat than the average Westerner does each day. 
| Ender wrote: | So... if we apply same logic (edit:your particular selective example?) as here...
| Quote: | | Actually, in USA, and the West, we often treat pets better than numerous non-Western goverments treat their citizens. Sad, but true. No joking matter. |
... US medical service worse than service in Russia. |
How do you define worse? I never mentioned Russia. However, since you did, the Russian medical system maybe, ostensibly, "free", but it doesn't mean its not in some crisis (see "selectively chosen " weblink below). I do hope the medical system continues to improve though.
http://www.bio-medicine.org/medicine-news/Russian-Health-Care-Marred-by-Corruption-22420-1/ (29/6/2007)
I did visit a friend's father in a provincial Russian hospital. The facililties seemed fairly basic, but there were no obvious problems......Just hope the standard of living, health, and lifespan of average Russians continues to improve/increase. |
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Ender
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| darthvader wrote: | | How do you define worse? I never mentioned Russia. |
The whole point was that we can't compare medical systems of countries using level of service of pets. The Russia was used simply because I don't know other medical systems, but any country with low level of living can be used in abovementioned example of logic. I hope I explained it.
| darthvader wrote: | | However, since you did, the Russian medical system maybe, ostensibly, "free", but it doesn't mean its not in some crisis (see "selectively chosen " weblink below). I do hope the medical system continues to improve though. |
I hope too. This summer I drank with medics on the lakeshore (barbeque, vodka, beer, etc you know). They said it is improving. Slowly, but it is improving. I think it is about whole level of life. If people are able to pay they will be serviced better. |
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Rimski
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Joke number 10: Valladolid debate
| Quote: | | The Valladolid debate took place in the early 16th century. It concerned the treatment of natives of the New World. Held in the spanish city of Valladolid, it opposed two main attitudes toward the conquest of the New World: bishop of Chipas Bartolome de las casas wich argued the amerindians were free men in the natural order (???) and Juan Gines de Sepulveda (a dominican!) who insisted the Indians were natural slaves. Las Casas and Sepúlveda each later claimed to have won the debate |
In human history, two "reasonable men", members of the catholic church, have discussed humanity of indians... of human beings. It doesn't matter who won the debate, because such a debate should have never taken place... at all!
But the best is coming next...
| Quote: | | humanity of the natives had already been established by the papal bull Sublimus Dei of 1537. |
Humanity of human beings established by a pope! by an another man (a pope). A pope has declared, very seriously in a bull, that indians were human. Incredible joke!
I can't believe that a man, not insane, could write such aberrations.
Source: http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/topics/Valladolid_debate
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darthvader
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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Joke number 11 Song for Rimski  |
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