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brandalpayne11 Talk Show Host Joined: 09 Sep 2004 Posts: 245 Location: NC, US	Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:25 pm    Post subject: Have u ever? Have u ever drank alchohol all night & woke up the next morning feeling like u drank alcohol all night? By in large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to screw. If masturbation were illegal, people would be taking the law into their own hands.
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Dr-Fauste Site Admin Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 654	Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:10 am    Post subject: In certain states, Sodomy is against the law and they stick you in jail with other offenders. Skip thanks for your personal story, I hope you walk better later.
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Skip Talk Show Host Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 283 Location: Planet Warez	Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:41 am    Post subject: Dr Fauste wrote: In certain states, Sodomy is against the law and they stick you in jail with other offenders. Skip thanks for your personal story, I hope you walk better later. In parts of Nova Scotia I've heard that sodomists dress in Scottish attire and use their bagpipes to perform enemas... could that be why you're such a pain in the ass yourself I wonder... What personal story BTW?!? I say nothing detailed about myself in here... fiction in the wrong hands is dangerous enough, nevermind the truth in the hands of anyone who scribbles their thoughts in this forum... PS: LOL, ROTFL... Just seen the Canadian headlines about gay marraiges on the gogglebox here... perhaps it will make some personal difference to your way of life?!?!
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Jutrzenkapolska VIP Joined: 16 Sep 2004 Posts: 534	Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 2:41 am    Post subject: There are nine states in the USA where it's illegal to get a blowjob, even if it's from a woman and even if that woman happens to be married to you. In New Jersey, there is a law dating back to the 16th century saying that if two people are caught making out in public, the woman has to be beaten by her parents and the man has to be thrown in jail for three days as a sex offender.
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Skip Talk Show Host Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 283 Location: Planet Warez	Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 2:56 am    Post subject: Jutrzenkapolska wrote: There are nine states in the USA where it's illegal to get a blowjob, even if it's from a woman and even if that woman happens to be married to you. And I thought that the biggest obstacle to this particular sexual act in itself is marraige... women forget all about this aspect of physical relations as soon as they've got a ring on their finger, or so rumour has it... Jeez... I dread to think what's NOT illegal in Russia... I've seen sex publically performed in broad daylight and women using stairwells as public toilets... received propositions in the street by budding tartlets every evening when nipping out to the shop... people even rent apartments by the hour just to get off and most of those activities are extra-marital... These U$ laws must be practically unenforceable BTW...
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Dr-Fauste Site Admin Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 654	Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:29 am    Post subject: Quote: Dr Fauste wrote: In certain states, Sodomy is against the law and they stick you in jail with other offenders. Skip thanks for your personal story, I hope you walk better later. In parts of Nova Scotia I've heard that sodomists dress in Scottish attire and use their bagpipes to perform enemas... could that be why you're such a pain in the ass yourself I wonder... What personal story BTW?!? I say nothing detailed about myself in here... fiction in the wrong hands is dangerous enough, nevermind the truth in the hands of anyone who scribbles their thoughts in this forum... PS: LOL, ROTFL... Just seen the Canadian headlines about gay marraiges on the gogglebox here... perhaps it will make some personal difference to your way of life?!?! I never heard about bagpipes used as enema bags. Yeah Scottish dress is good for Sodomy, because what else to do with the dumb English people like you. You probably have seen many Loch Ness Monsters. We are only a pain in ass to people that have loved like you. LMAO Marriage, nah, thanks for offer Skip, but no.
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Skip Talk Show Host Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 283 Location: Planet Warez	Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:43 am    Post subject: Yeah, oh cheers... and listen... a fortnight spent in Scotland a lifetime ago... in the wilds somewhere north of Ullapool, mid-winter... Cape Wrath... with the nutter Ridgeway... the transatlantic rower... yeah lovely... na... I definitely would not want to team up with anyone from Scotland for any form of union involving a ring... Since you want to be bashful I thought it important to be up front... don't want you to have the wrong impression... All we need is that guy off the other forums in here... dammit, what was his name... Hugh something... ahh... got it... Janus... that's him... Hugh Janus... that's his name...
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Dr-Fauste Site Admin Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 654	Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 6:02 am    Post subject: No that was the famous Russian Hermit called Hugh Fukov Or the lonely man named Kraven Morehead
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Skip Talk Show Host Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 283 Location: Planet Warez	Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:37 pm    Post subject: Not the mention the Scottish dental partnership which may have been more focussed on fillings than punters ever realised... Founded by Ben Dover and Phil Mc Cavity... Anyway, what was this thread really supposed to be about? Something to do with how much you can drink and pretend you never did? That's the trouble with heavy alcholic doses, the inebria induced amnesia means that unless your dosage was very light you're never going to remember anyway... all you can do is attempt to judge matters from... 1) Hand eye coordination the next morning... 2) The degree of DT's and the strength of their oscillation... 3) Whether you slept where you normally ought to have or not... 4) Whether or not you have a tender bottom (nope... not what you think... it's the haemmorhoidic effect of real ale with it's live yeast that causes this...) 5) Whether or not you woke up with a really ugly woman... 6) And was she behaving like you'd proposed to her or something... 7) Whether looking at the computer screen without sunglasses is OK... 8] You find you made a late night post asking Jutrzenkapolska for one of what she mentioned earlier on in this thread... 9) You answered a post from Winston, using the words "Dear Sir..." Those would be nine pretty surefire ways of estimating how much fire water your system may have been subjected to...
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kiwiguy_os Lounge Lizard Joined: 26 Dec 2004 Posts: 117 Location: Melbourne, Australia	Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:34 am    Post subject: Jutrzenkapolska wrote: There are nine states in the USA where it's illegal to get a blowjob, even if it's from a woman and even if that woman happens to be married to you. Let me guess...They're all Bush states aren't they?
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Dr-Fauste Site Admin Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 654	Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:00 am    Post subject: Definitely not Clinton's,!!!
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Walking-Contradiction Frequent Guest Joined: 06 Oct 2004 Posts: 10 Location: Moscow	Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:44 am    Post subject: Hehe... Ten points =)
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cook Frequent Guest Joined: 31 Mar 2005 Posts: 59 Location: Michigan, US	Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:06 am    Post subject: roflcopter Dr Fauste wrote: In certain states, Sodomy is against the law and they stick you in jail with other offenders. Skip thanks for your personal story, I hope you walk better later. hahaha that's the funniest thing i've heard in a while. i bet they do stick you in jail! funny stuff, Dr Fauste
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pushkin Just Starting Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 1	Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:05 pm    Post subject: Dr Fauste wrote: In certain states, Sodomy is against the law and they stick you in jail with other offenders. Skip thanks for your personal story, I hope you walk better later. I do not what to hear about this. It makes me feel frustrated. I like to get blowjob. http://www.hot-blowjob-movies.info/
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