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Fire_Goddess
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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yorbcbud wrote:
Fire_Goddess wrote:
yorbcbud wrote:
I got 318 emails yesterday from Russian and Ukrainian women. I don't know where to start. Shocked Laughing


That seems like a whole shit load, how are you going to narrow them down? Laughing

I have no idea, my first instinct was to just delete them and run from the computer. There is no way I can answer all of these women. The ones I've looked at seem really nice though, maybe I'll just start picking at them, one by one. Freaked me out, really.


I use to have way too many people on my yahoo messenger and any time id log on I would get bombarded with messages, it was annoying. Now I avoid using that account. Laughing Since this is e-mail you can take your time and skim through what seems normal, and what sounds like a routine.
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yorbcbud
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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fire_Goddess wrote:
I use to have way too many people on my yahoo messenger and any time id log on I would get bombarded with messages, it was annoying. Now I avoid using that account. Laughing Since this is e-mail you can take your time and skim through what seems normal, and what sounds like a routine.

I stopped using messenger because it crashes my browser all the time. Very annoying.
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yorbcbud
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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The sun's out, time to work. See ya later.
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Fire_Goddess
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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yorbcbud wrote:
Fire_Goddess wrote:
I use to have way too many people on my yahoo messenger and any time id log on I would get bombarded with messages, it was annoying. Now I avoid using that account. Laughing Since this is e-mail you can take your time and skim through what seems normal, and what sounds like a routine.

I stopped using messenger because it crashes my browser all the time. Very annoying.


Use Firefox, explorer kept flipping me the bird by running errors anytime yahoo froze, and then refused to open again. Since ive been using firefox ive not experienced the same bullshit.
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Fire_Goddess
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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yorbcbud wrote:
The sun's out, time to work. See ya later.


Yeah get outside already Laughing
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Entropy
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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yorbcbud wrote:
I got 318 emails yesterday from Russian and Ukrainian women. I don't know where to start. Shocked Laughing


What did you do yorbcbud, put up a billboard on every major thoroughfare in Russia and Ukraine?

You're going to be a busy boy writing back to each and every woman.

Entropy
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MrSpice
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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2006 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Back to Russian Jokes:

"Tell me, Poruchik, how come you're so good with the ladies? What's your secret!" "It's quite simplement, Kniaz, quite simplement. I just come over and say: 'Hey, wanna fuck?'" / "But Poruchik, you'll get slapped in the face for that!" "Oui, most of them slap, but some of them fuck!"
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A Chukcha comes into a shop and asks: "Do you have color TV's?" "Yes, we do." "Give me a green one."
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In biology class, the teacher draws a cucumber on the board: "Children, could someone tell me what this is?" Vovochka raises his hand: "It's a cock, Marivanna!" Maria Ivanovna bursts into tears and runs out. In a minute the principal bursts in: "Alright, what did you do now? It's something new every day! Yesterday you break a window, and today...," he looks around, "...and today you draw a cock on the blackboard?"
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yorbcbud
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PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 2:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Entropy wrote:
yorbcbud wrote:
I got 318 emails yesterday from Russian and Ukrainian women. I don't know where to start. Shocked Laughing


What did you do yorbcbud, put up a billboard on every major thoroughfare in Russia and Ukraine?

You're going to be a busy boy writing back to each and every woman.

Entropy

Actually I just joined Anastasia web. I couldn't believe the response. They were actually over 3 days, but the first day was 270 emails. I can't write to 318 women. Holy crap, talk about confusion. How would I keep them all straight? Shocked I certainly don't think I'm that special. I can't believe there are that many ladies lookin for love. Confused
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yorbcbud
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PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 2:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MrSpice wrote:
Back to Russian Jokes:

"Tell me, Poruchik, how come you're so good with the ladies? What's your secret!" "It's quite simplement, Kniaz, quite simplement. I just come over and say: 'Hey, wanna fuck?'" / "But Poruchik, you'll get slapped in the face for that!" "Oui, most of them slap, but some of them fuck!"
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A Chukcha comes into a shop and asks: "Do you have color TV's?" "Yes, we do." "Give me a green one."
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In biology class, the teacher draws a cucumber on the board: "Children, could someone tell me what this is?" Vovochka raises his hand: "It's a cock, Marivanna!" Maria Ivanovna bursts into tears and runs out. In a minute the principal bursts in: "Alright, what did you do now? It's something new every day! Yesterday you break a window, and today...," he looks around, "...and today you draw a cock on the blackboard?"

Hey, I was gonna tell Chukcha jokes, but I thought they were too insulting.
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yorbcbud
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PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 2:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One night, Pootie was in the bedchamber having some pillow
talk with his mistress. He was in a magnanimous mood and offered her
a present of her choice.
She thought about his offer for a moment and then replied, "Oh,
Vlad, if there is one thing I would like you to do for me, it is
this: open the borders just for one day."
Pootie said, "Of course, my dear," but was a bit puzzled by her
request. He asked, "But why would you have me do such a thing?"
The mistress replied, "I want to be alone with you."
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nikir
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PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yorbcbud wrote:
Entropy wrote:
yorbcbud wrote:
I got 318 emails yesterday from Russian and Ukrainian women. I don't know where to start. Shocked Laughing


What did you do yorbcbud, put up a billboard on every major thoroughfare in Russia and Ukraine?

You're going to be a busy boy writing back to each and every woman.

Entropy

Actually I just joined Anastasia web. I couldn't believe the response. They were actually over 3 days, but the first day was 270 emails. I can't write to 318 women. Holy crap, talk about confusion. How would I keep them all straight? Shocked I certainly don't think I'm that special. I can't believe there are that many ladies lookin for love. Confused


BC you will have to consider getting a double decker bus the way your pulling them.
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vitalsigns
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PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yorbcbud wrote:
I got 318 emails yesterday from Russian and Ukrainian women. I don't know where to start. Shocked Laughing

Stop this nonsense bcbud. For one, it makes you a liar. You said that you had no interest in russian women (since you were into filippino ones). Now, you lied. You are here to learn more about Russia and russian women so that you can get one of them and make her your slave.

You should understand one thing. If you really live in the bus like you are claiming you do, I'd advise you to move out, get a life and THEN look for a russian girl. They do want to get out of Russia, granted, but no one of them has a dream to live in a bus.

Bcbud, I figured you out when you first got on this forum. When you thought that my beautiful russian chick avatar was me, you tried to build some bridges there with sweet talks. I told you what I thought about you back then - you are a man who looks for a slave. Stop this nonsense!
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Entropy
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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yorbcbud wrote:
Actually I just joined Anastasia web. I couldn't believe the response. They were actually over 3 days, but the first day was 270 emails. I can't write to 318 women. Holy crap, talk about confusion. How would I keep them all straight? Shocked I certainly don't think I'm that special. I can't believe there are that many ladies lookin for love. Confused


I wish you and your soon to be friend lots of luck, and I mean that sincerely. Friendships are difficult just by their very nature, plus you are going to have to deal with cultural and language issues. And then she has to deal with being in a different country without her support structures such as family and friends and things familiar. So it's going to be a big investment for you, both emotionally and financially. Emotionally, because there are bound to be lots of ups and downs. Financially, because you are going to have to visit her a few times in Russia, have her come to Canada to check things out, and support her once she is here. And you have to agree to support her for the next 3+ years, even if the worst case were to happen--divorce. Lots to deal with. So in all sincerity, I wish you and your friend the very best of luck as you both navigate through unfamiliar waters.

I am sure you'll keep us all posted, so we can experience this journey vicariously through you.

Entropy
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nikir
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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 3:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Actually I just joined Anastasia web. I couldn't believe the response. They were actually over 3 days, but the first day was 270 emails. I can't write to 318 women. Holy crap, talk about confusion. How would I keep them all straight? I certainly don't think I'm that special. I can't believe there are that many ladies lookin for love.


If you're pulling them in at that rate you will need a double decker bus soon
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yorbcbud
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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 6:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Entropy wrote:


I wish you and your soon to be friend lots of luck, and I mean that sincerely. Friendships are difficult just by their very nature, plus you are going to have to deal with cultural and language issues. And then she has to deal with being in a different country without her support structures such as family and friends and things familiar. So it's going to be a big investment for you, both emotionally and financially. Emotionally, because there are bound to be lots of ups and downs. Financially, because you are going to have to visit her a few times in Russia, have her come to Canada to check things out, and support her once she is here. And you have to agree to support her for the next 3+ years, even if the worst case were to happen--divorce. Lots to deal with. So in all sincerity, I wish you and your friend the very best of luck as you both navigate through unfamiliar waters.

I am sure you'll keep us all posted, so we can experience this journey vicariously through you.

Entropy

I'm very much aware of how much trouble any relationship is. I'll just take er slow, I really don't want to get married at this point. It would be a considerable amount of time before I ever did that. I swore to myself that I would never build another house for myself. I guess I'd have to though, wouldn't I? I think though, that this winter I may journey to Moscow, and get Ekaterina to show me around. I'd really like to see Russia in the winter. Winter is actually my favorite time of year.
I've never been married, so I'm not jumping into anything. Marriage is forever, at least to me.
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