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Fire_Goddess
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| vitalsigns wrote: | | Fire_Goddess wrote: | | vitalsigns wrote: | Here's an experiment for you then Fire. Today, go outside and tell this joke to the first black person you meet. See the result.
And... you said you have muslim friends. Are they african americans? Tell them the joke, see if they burst with laughter.
This is a joke for dummies. It's not even close to being funny. |
Id have no problem telling this joke. Besides arent these communist era jokes to begin with? I have muslim friends that are arab. Though I dont see what being muslim has to do with it. If this joke was about the police sending a white man to infiltrate the nation of islam, everyone and their brother would be laughing at the stupidity of it. (Nation of Islam is a racist group, with no affiliation to Islam). Anyway it is what it is. |
Fire, I cannot believe my eyes that you are not agreeing with me. I know you have your alliance with Ken, but I also know you are from CA where folks are more sensitive to that kind of talk. If you were from NC or SC I'd understand you defending Ken. |
This does not have anything to do with an alliance. This is a joke I would have no problem telling, I honestly do not see the racism in it. It sounds like an anti american joke more than anything else. If you told this joke vitalsigns and BC called you a racist, I would have stepped in and made the same statement to BC about the joke not being racist. So please do not accuse me of turning a blind eye. |
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vitalsigns
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| Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:25 am Post subject: |
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| Ok, I believe you. |
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yorbcbud
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| Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:36 am Post subject: |
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| vitalsigns wrote: | | Fire_Goddess wrote: | | vitalsigns wrote: | Here's an experiment for you then Fire. Today, go outside and tell this joke to the first black person you meet. See the result.
And... you said you have muslim friends. Are they african americans? Tell them the joke, see if they burst with laughter.
This is a joke for dummies. It's not even close to being funny. |
Id have no problem telling this joke. Besides arent these communist era jokes to begin with? I have muslim friends that are arab. Though I dont see what being muslim has to do with it. If this joke was about the police sending a white man to infiltrate the nation of islam, everyone and their brother would be laughing at the stupidity of it. (Nation of Islam is a racist group, with no affiliation to Islam). Anyway it is what it is. |
Fire, I cannot believe my eyes that you are not agreeing with me. I know you have your alliance with Ken, but I also know you are from CA where folks are more sensitive to that kind of talk. If you were from NC or SC I'd understand you defending Ken. |
For God's sake Vitali, where is the slur on blacks. It is a slur on Americans. Why is this so hard for you to comprehend? There is not one dirogatory remark about the black man in that entire paragraph. Tell me exactly what the slur is. It does not say that black are lessor in any way. |
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vitalsigns
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| Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:44 am Post subject: |
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For God's sake Vitali, where is the slur on blacks. It is a slur on Americans. Why is this so hard for you to comprehend? There is not one dirogatory remark about the black man in that entire paragraph. Tell me exactly what the slur is. It does not say that black are lessor in any way. |
What's happened to your english? Are you sure you're from Canada? Or are you upset that much you can't spell anymore? I guess you really see now the wrong that I have exposed. |
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yorbcbud
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| Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:55 am Post subject: |
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| vitalsigns wrote: | | yorbcbud wrote: |
For God's sake Vitali, where is the slur on blacks. It is a slur on Americans. Why is this so hard for you to comprehend? There is not one dirogatory remark about the black man in that entire paragraph. Tell me exactly what the slur is. It does not say that black are lessor in any way. |
What's happened to your english? Are you sure you're from Canada? Or are you upset that much you can't spell anymore? I guess you really see now the wrong that I have exposed. |
Ok now you're just talking silly. If you want to talk about something intelligent, let me know, I'll be happy to accomodate. You have exposed no wrong, you're just being silly. |
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bitteeinbit
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| Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 4:07 am Post subject: |
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| vitalsigns wrote: | | yorbcbud wrote: |
For God's sake Vitali, where is the slur on blacks. It is a slur on Americans. Why is this so hard for you to comprehend? There is not one dirogatory remark about the black man in that entire paragraph. Tell me exactly what the slur is. It does not say that black are lessor in any way. |
What's happened to your english? Are you sure you're from Canada? Or are you upset that much you can't spell anymore? I guess you really see now the wrong that I have exposed. |
You're overreacting. Calm down. |
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yorbcbud
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I know this isn't a Russian joke, but it was so funny, I had to post it. 
Cheney gets a call from his "boss", W. "I've got a problem," says W. "What's the matter?" asks Cheney. "Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges." "What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney. "A big rooster," replies W. "All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look." So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. W points at the jigsaw on his desk. Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to W and says, "For crying out loud, Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box."
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vitalsigns
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The canadian prime minister comes to yorbcbud's bus. He says: "Bcbud, it is a disgrace to Canada that you still live in the bus, after all we are a developed country."
"So what am I supposed to do?" - Bcbud inquires.
"Well, we are going to upgrade you to an american built tractor-trailer, in which all other canadians live!"
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MrSpice
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| Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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| vitalsigns wrote: | Here's an experiment for you then Fire. Today, go outside and tell this joke to the first black person you meet. See the result.
And... you said you have muslim friends. Are they african americans? Tell them the joke, see if they burst with laughter.
This is a joke for dummies. It's not even close to being funny. |
I disagree with your premise even though you're only something. In general, many Americans are very politically correct. They often will not reveal what they think about something when the race is involved or discussed. Actually, there are quite a few jokes similar to this one being told on Comedy Central, HBO and comedyu clubs here. When you're in New York, visit "Comedy Cellar" in Greenvich Village. You'll hear jokes that are far more outrageous than this one, trust me. |
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yorbcbud
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| vitalsigns wrote: | The canadian prime minister comes to yorbcbud's bus. He says: "Bcbud, it is a disgrace to Canada that you still live in the bus, after all we are a developed country."
"So what am I supposed to do?" - Bcbud inquires.
"Well, we are going to upgrade you to an american built tractor-trailer, in which all other canadians live!"
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Interestingly enough, Vitali, tractor trailers may be all that America builds, since all the auto makers are flocking to Canada to set up shop. Putz.  |
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yorbcbud
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A young Russian man named Vitali comes up to the drug store and says:
- Give me one condom, please, today I am meeting with my girl. Well, no, give me two condoms, the girl has a very nice sister. Well, no, give me three condoms, the mom of my girl looks also good.
After that he goes to "test" the condoms to girl's home. He sits at the table to have dinner with all the members of the family. But suddenly something wrong happens to the guy. He doesn't utter a word during the dinner, eats nothing.
When the dinner is over his girl asks:
- What's wrong with you? You didn't like meals?
- Oh, no! The meals was very tasty... But I didn't expect your father to be a druggist. |
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yorbcbud
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A young Russian named Vitali walks into a drugstore to purchase condoms. He finds what he wants, goes to the cashier to pay for them. The cashier scans them and says that'll be 7$ plus tax. Vitali gets a fearful look, and asks why do you need tacks? I thought they stayed on by themselves.  |
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yorbcbud
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| vitalsigns wrote: | The canadian prime minister comes to yorbcbud's bus. He says: "Bcbud, it is a disgrace to Canada that you still live in the bus, after all we are a developed country."
"So what am I supposed to do?" - Bcbud inquires.
"Well, we are going to upgrade you to an american built tractor-trailer, in which all other canadians live!"
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This is pitiful, buddy. |
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vitalsigns
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This is pitiful, buddy. |
So pitiful I can't stop laughing!!!! |
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SPQR
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The six paradoxes of communism:
1. Everyone has a job, and yet somehow nobody does any work.
2. Nobody does any work, and yet somehow production targets are always met.
3. Production targets are always met, and yet somehow the stores are always empty.
4. The stores are always empty, and yet somehow everyone has everything they need.
5. Everyone has everything they need, and yet somehow nobody is happy.
6. Nobody is happy, and yet somehow everyone still supports communism.
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