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RusskiCanadian23 · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:47 am Post subject: Americans and a light bulb.

Q. How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. The Mexicans have to do even that for them.

Q. How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. The lamp changed itself, after spending a few months in Guantanamo bay.

Q. What words of wisdom are written on the pole of the US flag on the roof of the White House?
A. It says "Made in China".

Q. What is the most famous type of American cusine?
A. McDonalds.

Q. What is the new un-official name for Down-syndrom?
A. The "George W. Bush syndrome".

vitalsigns · Lounge Wizard Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 2784

It took a 19 y.o. Russian-ukrainian-canadian-little-boy to make me laugh.

He-he-he. Idi i esh svoju okroshku.

Thank you Sergey, or whatever your name might be.

RusskiCanadian23 · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:57 am Post subject:

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Vitalsigns did I say you could chat here??? Mad

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solis · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:30 pm Post subject: Re: Americans and a light bulb.

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RusskiCanadian23 · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:52 pm Post subject:

RusskiCanadian23 · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:03 pm Post subject:

THE DEMISE OF AN OLIGARH
George W. Bush and Boris Berezovsy are sitting on a tree in London. Bush says: "Well, Boris, you think we should come down?"
Berezovsky replies: "NO, the KGB, they KILL ME! They feed me POLONIUM and then THEY CUT MY HEAD OFF!"
Bush: "Don't worry, Boris, I have a friend waiting down there, he is Russian too, and he promises nothing will happen to you!"
"Ok, George, if you say so!"
They come down, and there's Bush's Caddy limo, and then another, S600 Pullman pulls up beside it. Bush says, "Well, go on, Boris, this man says he'll not hurt you!" Berezovsky goes over to the Pullman, the door opens, he climbs in. In side, a light is shone into his eyes. "What... what's going on?!" A voice replies, and he recognises it right off the bat. The voice says: "Be quiet, filth, you are in Russia now! This isn't America, or England!" "Vladimir Vladimirovitch!?" "Yes, Boria, it is me." "Oh, well, you promised George that you'll not turn me over to GB, right?" "Hmm... maybe..." "And you don't work there anymore, now that you are President..." "Ah, Boria... Boria Boria Boria... didn't I tell you..." "What?!" And he hears the sound of a gun being drawn on the driver's side. "When you come to work on Lubianka, you don't ever quit Boria. When you put on a uniform of a chekist, you don't ever take it off. I am sorry, Boris Abramovich..." "Sorry for what" And he saw a gun pointed at his forehead by the driver. BOOOM The body slid over to the floor. And the driver asked, in the voice of Vice-Premier Ivanov: "We can still be there for Yeltsin's funeral, can't we Vladimir Vladimirovich?" "Off course we can, Serezha, off course we can. Now just get rid of this piece of crap first, ok, and then we'll go to Yeltsin's funeral. God, now that was a MAN!"

...To be continued

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