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yorbcbud Lounge Wizard Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 4903 Location: Сорренто, Британская Колумбия, Канада	Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:42 am    Post subject: Russian Jokes A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No way! They have no clothes and no shelter," the Russian points out, "They have only an apple to eat, and they are being told they live in a paradise. Obviously, they are Russian."
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Fire_Goddess Guest	Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:02 am    Post subject: Thats a funny one!
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yorbcbud Lounge Wizard Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 4903 Location: Сорренто, Британская Колумбия, Канада	Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:10 am    Post subject: Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected? His Father: Everyone will have what he needs. Little Boy: But what if there is a shortage of meat? His Father: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying, "No one needs meat today."
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SPQR Lounge Lizard Joined: 13 Jan 2006 Posts: 135 Location: Moscow	Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 4:36 pm    Post subject: Wikipedia has a page of Russian jokes, some of which are very funny...
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vorteks VIP Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 571 Location: European Union	Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 5:55 pm    Post subject: The painting clearly cant be american, there is no legal mature rating written on it
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yorbcbud Lounge Wizard Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 4903 Location: Сорренто, Британская Колумбия, Канада	Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 9:53 pm    Post subject: To the mods, thanks, good decision. Everyone should be able to laugh once in a while.
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yorbcbud Lounge Wizard Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 4903 Location: Сорренто, Британская Колумбия, Канада	Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 9:55 pm    Post subject: What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada User's Manual? The bus and train timetables.
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Zach10791 Moderator Joined: 19 Mar 2005 Posts: 815	Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 11:09 pm    Post subject: OMG, I laughing so hard at that last one! I have one: Why do Russian police offiers travel in pairs of two? Because one can read and the other one can write.
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Rick Moderator Joined: 04 May 2005 Posts: 854 Location: Касабланка	Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 2:11 pm    Post subject: yorbcbud wrote: To the mods, thanks, good decision. Everyone should be able to laugh once in a while. Thanks for the compliment, but what exactly have we decided?
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Camrade VIP Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 516 Location: Санкт-Петербург	Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 1:31 pm    Post subject: Soviet nuclear bomb flying to the U.S. and on the way she meets american nuclear bomb. And says: - Hi, where do you go? - To Moscow... - Well, let's drink some vodka, i have some with me.. - Ok 10 minutes later, american bomb got drunk. - Oh I guess i need to sleep or to have a rest... Soviet bomb: Shall i follow you back?
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yorbcbud Lounge Wizard Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 4903 Location: Сорренто, Британская Колумбия, Канада	Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 6:24 pm    Post subject: During his visit to the States, Putin was intrigued by a new telephone capable of connecting with hell. He spoke briefly with the devil, and the call cost him 27 cents. When he came back home, he found out that this same service was now available in Russia too. He tried it again and received a bill for $12,000. Putin was distressed. - How come?! The same call only cost me 27 cents in the US. - Well, said the operator. Over there it is a local call.
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Xela VIP Joined: 06 Jul 2005 Posts: 781 Location: Shanghai	Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 12:46 am    Post subject: ..So local they should be giving out free-minutes already..
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vitalsigns Lounge Wizard Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 2784	Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:30 pm    Post subject: .. after 9 pm it is free..
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Xela VIP Joined: 06 Jul 2005 Posts: 781 Location: Shanghai	Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:28 pm    Post subject: ..Finally we have an explaination for the vitalsigns' WTR watershed..
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vitalsigns Lounge Wizard Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 2784	Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 4:58 pm    Post subject: My watershed is at midnight. That's when I sleep.
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