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I want to learn to speak Russian (a pome)

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bryak WayToRussified Joined: 28 Oct 2005 Posts: 321 Location: Edmonton, Canada	Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:35 am    Post subject: I want to learn to speak Russian (a pome) I want to learn to speak Russian so that I can sit on the bus mumbling obscene and nobody will know what I’m saying So that I can pretend I don’t know my friends when they call sorry wrong number and I can isolate myself further from the whole world I want to learn to speak Russian so that I can go to Russia dance with the women and fight with the men fuck with the women and maybe even the men if you get me drunk enough anything’s possible When I learn to speak Russian I’ll go to the grocery store smoke a cigarette in the produce section and yell angrily at the fat check-out girl with the huge tits and I’ll talk to my friends only in Russian until they all get angry and won’t be my friends anymore When I learn to speak Russian Everything will be a breeze and I can pretend I don’t understand a thing which wouldn’t be far from the truth I’ll write in code (English words in Russian script) and mail my complete works handwritten to every publisher I can find When I learn to speak Russian I’ll finally have something to hide behind that’s fucking infallible so I can stop being human altogether eventually until I meet a shy ugly girl who speaks Russian too and I can tell her I love her and lie and say she’s beautiful.
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Rick Moderator Joined: 04 May 2005 Posts: 854 Location: Касабланка	Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:45 am    Post subject: Do you want any of us to translate this for you?
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bryak WayToRussified Joined: 28 Oct 2005 Posts: 321 Location: Edmonton, Canada	Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:30 am    Post subject: hehe, sure; anyone who wants to can feel free
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mediashark Moderator Joined: 04 Nov 2004 Posts: 1599	Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:42 am    Post subject: It'll be cute if deliberate mistakes in error and spelling were included! Great job!
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