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danbrew Just Starting
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:17 am Post subject: huh? |
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What other words do you need? I love you, tea, banana, hello, goodbye...? They've all served me well.
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jo-jo-7 Just Starting
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:00 am Post subject: Re: huh? |
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| danbrew wrote: | What other words do you need? I love you, tea, banana, hello, goodbye...? They've all served me well.
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Okay, danbrew....what was your point of your post?....enlighten me with your answer...  |
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Rick Moderator
Joined: 04 May 2005 Posts: 854 Location: Касабланка
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:24 am Post subject: |
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Maybe I didn't find the deeper meaning in this. But I recall danbrew is not one of our spammers so for now this post is moved to 'Talk Lounge' |
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Kesha Talk Show Host
Joined: 26 Sep 2005 Posts: 258 Location: Terrapin Station
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:31 am Post subject: |
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Well, I know all the Russian words except for banana.....I'll look that one up as soon as I'm finished typing.  |
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yorbcbud Lounge Wizard
Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 4903 Location: Сорренто, Британская Колумбия, Канада
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:33 am Post subject: Re: huh? |
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| danbrew wrote: | What other words do you need? I love you, tea, banana, hello, goodbye...? They've all served me well.
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What about " Where is the bathroom? "  |
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MrSpice Lounge Wizard
Joined: 14 Jul 2003 Posts: 3431
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:47 am Post subject: Re: huh? |
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| yorbcbud wrote: | | danbrew wrote: | What other words do you need? I love you, tea, banana, hello, goodbye...? They've all served me well.
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What about " Where is the bathroom? "  |
As long as he can say "banana" and "bathroom" that would be enough to get to the local whorehouse. |
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yorbcbud Lounge Wizard
Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 4903 Location: Сорренто, Британская Колумбия, Канада
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:22 am Post subject: Re: huh? |
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| MrSpice wrote: | | yorbcbud wrote: | | danbrew wrote: | What other words do you need? I love you, tea, banana, hello, goodbye...? They've all served me well.
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What about " Where is the bathroom? "  |
As long as he can say "banana" and "bathroom" that would be enough to get to the local whorehouse. |
What, no red lights? At the whorehouse he'd have to ask for change for a dollar to pay the two-bit whore. |
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MrSpice Lounge Wizard
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:14 am Post subject: Re: huh? |
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What about " Where is the bathroom? "  |
All Yorbcbud cares about is bathroom and making #2. Yorbcbud: Don't you think of something that does not involve your bodily functions? |
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yorbcbud Lounge Wizard
Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 4903 Location: Сорренто, Британская Колумбия, Канада
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:41 am Post subject: Re: huh? |
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All Yorbcbud cares about is bathroom and making #2. Yorbcbud: Don't you think of something that does not involve your bodily functions? |
The urge never strikes me until I start reading your posts. Wonder why that is? |
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MrSpice Lounge Wizard
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:43 am Post subject: Re: huh? |
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The urge never strikes me until I start reading your posts. Wonder why that is? |
Don't know what urge you're referring to. Stick to jo jo's posts until you turn completely gay. |
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yorbcbud Lounge Wizard
Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 4903 Location: Сорренто, Британская Колумбия, Канада
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:46 am Post subject: |
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Speaking of "Huh?"
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MrSpice Lounge Wizard
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:49 am Post subject: |
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| Yorbcbud - please find a pic for your avatar where you smile a little. You look way too serious on the current one. |
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yorbcbud Lounge Wizard
Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 4903 Location: Сорренто, Британская Колумбия, Канада
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:49 am Post subject: Re: huh? |
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Don't know what urge you're referring to. Stick to jo jo's posts until you turn completely gay. |
Uh Oh. You aren't making any sense again. You've opened another bottle of wine, haven't you? |
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yorbcbud Lounge Wizard
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:50 am Post subject: |
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| MrSpice wrote: | | Yorbcbud - please find a pic for your avatar where you smile a little. You look way too serious on the current one. |
You first. ( buck buck buck )  |
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danbrew Just Starting
Joined: 17 Mar 2010 Posts: 9
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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wow - that's weird... my post was supposed to be a reply to another post where a gal was talking about meeitng her russian boyfriend's parents - she was concerned that she didn't have enough russian and only knew how to say "I love you, tea, banana, hello, goodbye" - I was suggesting that those words would be a good start... yeah, trying to be funny.
I guess I hit "new post" instead of "reply"... guess i need to learn a few new words. heh heh. |
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