| What countries are NOT worth visiting? |
| Russia |
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5% |
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| Canada |
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31% |
[ 6 ] |
| USA |
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63% |
[ 12 ] |
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vitalsigns
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| Thanks much, Surf. |
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yorbcbud
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I saw an interview with him on CBC. He's supposed to pass it down to his son, but it's also apparently for sale, I think they said something like 8 million on the news piece. He dresses up in robes, and has a crown. It's really funny. |
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yorbcbud
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| vitalsigns wrote: | Surf,
Can you take this pic off? Or reduce the size of it please. The whole screen is twisted now. How can the canadians read my snide remarks now??? |
In Canada, we have arrows on our keyboards. We use them to move the screen left or right. Someday you'll have arrows too.  |
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vitalsigns
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As long as the canadians can read my snide remarks I am fine.
Where did the french tree-hugger go tonight? |
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vitalsigns
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The Ohio state is playing Florida tonight. Is anyone watching? I am.
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yorbcbud
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| vitalsigns wrote: | As long as the canadians can read my snide remarks I am fine.
Where did the french tree-hugger go tonight? |
I like reading your posts, Vitaliy. Sometimes I almost fall off my chair laughing. |
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surfguy
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Yes, the new one is out! The brand new edition of You know you're a redneck when...
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain your self for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the drivew ay in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized , because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood , and does $100,000 w orth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation , because you were on jury duty.
<BR>30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65. |
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vitalsigns
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I almost fall off my chair every time I read your posts. So we are even.  |
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yorbcbud
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The bartender was washing his glasses, and an elderly Irishman came in and, with great difficulty, hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey.
The Irishman looked down the bar and said, "Is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nodded, and the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey also.
The next patron was an ailing Italian with a hunched back and slowness of movement. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of Chianti. He also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jesus sitting down there. The bartender nodded, and the Italian said to give Him a glass of Chianti, also.
The third patron, a redneck, swaggered in dragging his knuckles on the floor and hollered, "Barkeep, set me up a cold one. Hey, is that God's Boy down there?" The barkeep nodded, and the redneck told him give Jesus a cold one, too.
As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over to the Irishman and touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Irishman felt the strength come back to his leg, and he got up and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus touched the Italian and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Italian felt his back straighten, and he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out the door.
Jesus walked toward the redneck, and the redneck jumped back and exclaimed, "Don't touch me! I'm drawing disability!"
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surfguy
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24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart  |
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5_Zvehzda
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| yorbcbud wrote: |
I saw an interview with him on CBC. He's supposed to pass it down to his son, but it's also apparently for sale, I think they said something like 8 million on the news piece. He dresses up in robes, and has a crown. It's really funny. |
Yes, he seems a bit eccentric and the nature of Sealand's existence is pretty bizarre as well. I wonder what the future holds for this fine micronation. Maybe it's new leader will 'annex' other platforms in the interest of expansionism.
In regards to the Poll question, I also like the three countries listed. So, no vote here. There should be more selections available. For example . . . Sealand. |
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yorbcbud
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| 5_Zvehzda wrote: |
Yes, he seems a bit eccentric and the nature of Sealand's existence is pretty bizarre as well. I wonder what the future holds for this fine micronation. Maybe it's new leader will 'annex' other platforms in the interest of expansionism.
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Actually the place is pretty cool, you can go way down in the supports, and if I remember right they only use the top 8 levels. They have hippy posters and stuff all over. At least the have their own airport, well, only if you have a helicopter.
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gomer
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| What's wrong with Wal-Mart? I like Wal-Mart. It's not GUM but what is, except GUM? |
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vitalsigns
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| gomer wrote: | | What's wrong with Wal-Mart? I like Wal-Mart. It's not GUM but what is, except GUM? |
Wal Mart is an abomination. I shop there only when I have to. Wal Mart is what's destroying America, it's choking the small businesses. The Wal Mart stores should be prevalent in Canada since the Wal Mart's idea is purely socialist borderlining on communist. |
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surfguy
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:40 am Post subject: |
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| vitalsigns wrote: | | gomer wrote: | | What's wrong with Wal-Mart? I like Wal-Mart. It's not GUM but what is, except GUM? |
Wal Mart is an abomination. I shop there only when I have to. Wal Mart is what's destroying America, it's choking the small businesses. The Wal Mart stores should be prevalent in Canada since the Wal Mart's idea is purely socialist borderlining on communist. |
I've only shopped at Wal*Mart a few times...and I am no fan of it...of course I don't really like many big chain corporate stores...much rather support the smaller guy...makes for a better shopping experience. But too I try to distinguish myself from the masses. |
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