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vitalsigns Lounge Wizard Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 2784	Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:50 am    Post subject: Russians and a lightbulb (Why Russians the way they are) Disclaimer: The jokes posted by me in this thread have been borrowed from other websites. I do not agree or disagree with the content of the jokes. Take them for what they are. Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One to change the bulb and 20 to shoot down the electrician. -------------- Q: How many socialists does it take to screw in a proletarian light bulb? A: None. A proletarian lightbulb already contains the seeds of its own revolution. Feel free to contribute in any way, shape or form.
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vitalsigns Lounge Wizard Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 2784	Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:58 am    Post subject: Q: How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It's a military secret!
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Fire_Goddess Guest	Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:28 am    Post subject: I cant think of any light bulb jokes that apply to anyone let alone Russians. I guess we will leave these jokes up to you Vitalsigns, since you seem to be light bulb master.
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vitalsigns Lounge Wizard Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 2784	Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:29 pm    Post subject: Fire_Goddess wrote: I cant think of any light bulb jokes that apply to anyone let alone Russians. I guess we will leave these jokes up to you Vitalsigns, since you seem to be light bulb master. They do not have to be about lightbulbs. Anything that in humorous (and other ways) ways depicts why russians think or act the way they do.
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jo-jo-7 Just Starting Joined: 16 Mar 2010 Posts: 6	Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:35 pm    Post subject: Vitals, not to offend you, the light bulbs have become overkill...
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solis Talk Show Host Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 201 Location: Wandering	Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:37 pm    Post subject: In Soviet Russia, Light bulb screws YOU! "Thread ends due to logic"
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vitalsigns Lounge Wizard Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 2784	Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:40 pm    Post subject: Q: How many Cold War Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Russian lightbulbs are perfect. They never need changing. How many modern day Russians? None. You can't find any lightbulbs that are not burnt out. -------------- Q: How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: None. They *are* light bulbs. (I didn't get this one but it's all over the Web. What's so funny about it?)
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Crabman WayToRussified Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 401 Location: Middlesex	Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:22 pm    Post subject: Q: How many FSB agents does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, it turned itself in and confessed.
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vitalsigns Lounge Wizard Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 2784	Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:42 pm    Post subject: jo jo 7 wrote: Vitals, not to offend you, the light bulbs have become overkill... Then IGNORE it. I have said it so many times, do not like something ignore it. What if I said that your yesterday's stew (or whatever you made there) has become overkill? It was to me.
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vitalsigns Lounge Wizard Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 2784	Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:52 pm    Post subject: Crabman wrote: Q: How many FSB agents does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, it turned itself in and confessed. That's a good one. Q: How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They do not need lightbulbs. They glow in the dark.
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surfguy Lounge Wizard Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Posts: 6979	Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:43 pm    Post subject: vitalsigns wrote: Crabman wrote: Q: How many FSB agents does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, it turned itself in and confessed. That's a good one. Q: How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They do not need lightbulbs. They glow in the dark. although bad...this is the best one yet...hello chyrnoble
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Crabman WayToRussified Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 401 Location: Middlesex	Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:13 pm    Post subject: Q: How many capitalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, we have no need for capitalists.
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vitalsigns Lounge Wizard Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 2784	Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:20 pm    Post subject: Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.
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Crabman WayToRussified Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 401 Location: Middlesex	Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:27 pm    Post subject: Q: How many Trotskyists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A lightbulb can't be changed. It must be smashed!
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vitalsigns Lounge Wizard Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 2784	Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:42 pm    Post subject: Crabman wrote: Q: How many Trotskyists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A lightbulb can't be changed. It must be smashed! That's what makes this thread worth it!
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