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vitalsigns Lounge Wizard
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 10:47 pm Post subject: Why Canada needs to apologize to the US |
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After a short trip to Russia (had to come back sooner than expected, due to some business opportunities here in the US), I came to realize that Canada is the most rediculous country there can be.
When the whole world struggles to keep the terrorists at bay, realizing the dangers of the fanatical islamists (we are talking Russia, EU, US, Mid-East countries, etc.) Canada is showing that she is a total pot-head, due to the fact that most people there are just that: total pot-heads.
Canada you are a joke and will go into the history as a joke unless you change your ways. Or be prepared to kiss the american butt until the end of times. |
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surfguy Lounge Wizard
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 11:49 pm Post subject: Re: Why Canada needs to apologize to the US |
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| vitalsigns wrote: | After a short trip to Russia (had to come back sooner than expected, due to some business opportunities here in the US), I came to realize that Canada is the most rediculous country there can be.
When the whole world struggles to keep the terrorists at bay, realizing the dangers of the fanatical islamists (we are talking Russia, EU, US, Mid-East countries, etc.) Canada is showing that she is a total pot-head, due to the fact that most people there are just that: total pot-heads.
Canada you are a joke and will go into the history as a joke unless you change your ways. Or be prepared to kiss the american butt until the end of times. |
if it wasn't for the US Canada would have surrendered to us long ago  |
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Daria Lounge Wizard
Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 1146 Location: Canada
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 11:57 pm Post subject: Re: Why Canada needs to apologize to the US |
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| vitalsigns wrote: | I came to realize that Canada is the most rediculous country there can be.
When the whole world struggles to keep the terrorists at bay, realizing the dangers of the fanatical islamists (we are talking Russia, EU, US, Mid-East countries, etc.) Canada is showing that she is a total pot-head, due to the fact that most people there are just that: total pot-heads.
Canada you are a joke and will go into the history as a joke unless you change your ways. Or be prepared to kiss the american butt until the end of times. |
What is this? I didn't get this topic! Yeah, why does Canada need to apologize to US?! |
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surfguy Lounge Wizard
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:00 am Post subject: |
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| because they are Canadian? Not sure tell us why Vitals. |
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Daria Lounge Wizard
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:06 am Post subject: |
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Oddly enough the only country found guilty of state sponsored terrorism in the world court in the Hague is the United States. The regions you mention have all had U.S involvement, Afghanistani Muhjadin for instance were trained and supplied by the U.S during the Soviet / Afgan war. Much of the current funding for terrorism comes from Saudi Arabia, a close ally to the U.S. Although Bush talks tough on the “global war against terrorism he has consistently and publicly shown disapproval of Vladimir Putin’s policy on Chechnya. Chechen Muhjadin happened to be trained in the same camps in Afganistan as Al-Qaeda and all praise Bin-Laden.
As for the pot-head comment I understand that Canada sells billions of dollars worth of pot every year to the biggest illicit narcotic market in the world, you guessed it, the U.S.A. We aren’t the ones smoking it!
The only people doomed to kiss America’s ass unfortunately, are their own citizens who hope for the best while Mr. Bush drives your country into the abyss. He makes Nixon look good. |
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surfguy Lounge Wizard
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:26 am Post subject: |
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the only thing with your argument Daria is that Bush is gone in just over a year...it is our congress that is driving us into the abyss and Bush is of course adding to the fire for sure...hence the immigration reform that he is set to sign. I support Putin's policy on Chechnya and remeber that those were the Clinton years...if I remember right. Terroerism is supported by many world leaders...support the mujahadin was more of a cold war tatic vs state sponsored terrorism. But yes there is definite hypocracies...There is a huge difference between the mujahadeen and Al Queda. Yes I don't support the Saudi Government, and certainly Iran, and Seriya and so many other nations support and fund terrorism. Which what is terrorism...it's a tool/method to achieve political goals. Ahh the world is a fucked up place...and yet I can't wait to go and see some more of it  |
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 5:04 am Post subject: Re: Why Canada needs to apologize to the US |
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| vitalsigns wrote: | After a short trip to Russia (had to come back sooner than expected, due to some business opportunities here in the US), I came to realize that Canada is the most rediculous country there can be.
When the whole world struggles to keep the terrorists at bay, realizing the dangers of the fanatical islamists (we are talking Russia, EU, US, Mid-East countries, etc.) Canada is showing that she is a total pot-head, due to the fact that most people there are just that: total pot-heads.
Canada you are a joke and will go into the history as a joke unless you change your ways. Or be prepared to kiss the american butt until the end of times. |
If everyone is a pot head, then theres no problem.  |
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vitalsigns Lounge Wizard
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:59 am Post subject: |
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Who is this Daria?
Is she a new nuisance that will disappear rather soon. She might do it right away. |
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vitalsigns Lounge Wizard
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 7:09 am Post subject: |
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| surfguy wrote: | | because they are Canadian? Not sure tell us why Vitals. |
No, just like you said Surfey: They are acting arrogant because they are sheltered by the BIG BROTHER. A kind, democratic, compassionate, advanced in all aspects, rich, smarter than anyone else brother. |
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yorbcbud Lounge Wizard
Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 4903 Location: Ñîððåíòî, Áðèòàíñêàÿ Êîëóìáèÿ, Êàíàäà
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 7:58 am Post subject: |
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On behalf of Canadians everywhere I’d like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven’t been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
I’m sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but it wasn’t nice of us to point it out. If it’s any consolation, the fact that he’s a moron shouldn’t reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it’s not like you actually elected him.
I’m sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn’t give us the right to sell you lumber that’s cheaper and better than your own.
I’m sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.
I’m sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you’ve rebuilt it! It’s Very Nice.
I’m sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but we Feel your Pain.
I’m sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you’re going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I’m sorry that we’re constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you’re not upset over this.
We’ve seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
Thank you.
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kolobed Lounge Lizard
Joined: 25 May 2007 Posts: 142 Location: merkaba
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 8:13 am Post subject: |
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| canadian peaches are amazing. |
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MrSpice Lounge Wizard
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 8:23 am Post subject: |
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On behalf of the US, I would like to apologize to the world for the following:
- electing such a brainless maniac as president that put more incompetent idots in charge
- having so many religious lunatics and dumb rednecks and right-to-life loonies
- having so many selfish and unreasonable people that drive enormous SUVs that pollute the air and consume enormous amounts of gas making us dependent on oil from countries like Saudi Arabia and Iran
- for making this country into a huge shopping mall - non-ending suburbia where people no longer walk but drive everywhere, and most cities are not really cities, they are just centers of huge suburban sprawl where fat Americans go to work in their big cars... |
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Daria Lounge Wizard
Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 1146 Location: Canada
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 8:43 am Post subject: |
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| vitalsigns wrote: | Who is this Daria?
Is she a new nuisance that will disappear rather soon. She might do it right away. |
You have nothing to worry, Vitalik. I like your comment though.Couldn't expect more from you. |
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MrSpice Lounge Wizard
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 8:51 am Post subject: |
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You have nothing to worry, Vitalik. I like your comment though.Couldn't expect more from you. |
Don't get angry at him, Daria. Vitalik has not gotten laid for a while, if ever. He is backed up pretty badly. When all you in the evening is trying your mom's underwear, you get angry and you have to expose other people to that anger to feel complete. That's what he is doing. I felt that you have posted many helpful things here since you joined, and I hope you stay here and post more. And don't pay attention to this troll vitalsigns. We have to suffer those kinds of outbreaks here - it's the price of freedom. |
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vitalsigns Lounge Wizard
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 10:25 am Post subject: |
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Spice, the only troll on this forum is you. Everyone knows it.
Funny though how you've changed your ways over the last year or so. You used to be so americanized (which you will never be with your communist mind-set) and now you show rather plainly your true colors. It's hard to pretend to be free, you can try for a while, but eventually the real Spice will come out. Why don't you go back to Russia where you came from and criticize the US from there. Live there, enjoy their "democracy". Why don't you? There's nothing wrong in driving an SUV or having large suburban areas. You are not the one who should dectate how life should be. Stop kissing up to the EU and canadian colonies. They all will be doomed if the US loses its economy or the war on the islamists.
As far as your last moronic comment. I should've just ignored it. But let me repeat to you again I have a wife. |
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