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RusskiCanadian23
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| StephenB. wrote: | | Lenin last name was Leninwitz...only kidding...actually they said he had some Jewish and other nationalities besides Russian. |
Lenin's last name was Ulianov. Is that Jewish?
| StephenB. wrote: | | Of course they were..they wanted to crush the Czar and the Orthodox religion at the same time. |
If they did want this, they pretty much succeeded... |
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RusskiCanadian23
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| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:42 am Post subject: |
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| StephenB. wrote: | | surfguy wrote: | | RusskiCanadian23 wrote: | | surfguy wrote: | | Well certainly ruskii's joke is not as bad as...How come jewish people's noses are so big? ....Air is Free! |
This is one a buddy told me in Russia: "Why are Jews' noses so huge: that's because when God was handing out noses to different people, when he created them, and the first Jew came to him and asked, "God, is it for free?" God answered: "Yes". The Jew said: 'Oh, then give me the biggest one!".  |
Let's see what all loving BC comes up with? Ok Ok we gotta tell jokes on all peoples because...well I hate to discriminate |
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hehe... I'm sorry, BC, but that is funny...
Hey, did you know, that BC Bud, is what the Washington State police calls illegal dope imported there from BC! I'm serious, I've read this in a newspaper! |
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StephenB.
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| RusskiCanadian23 wrote: | | StephenB. wrote: | | Lenin last name was Leninwitz...only kidding...actually they said he had some Jewish and other nationalities besides Russian. |
Lenin's last name was Ulianov. Is that Jewish?
| StephenB. wrote: | | Of course they were..they wanted to crush the Czar and the Orthodox religion at the same time. |
If they did want this, they pretty much succeeded... |
Yeah they pretty much succeeded in doing both, however, Stalin later on had most of them (Bolsheviks) killed off in the gulags. |
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RusskiCanadian23
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| StephenB. wrote: | | surfguy wrote: | | Well lenin's grandfather was jewish. Actually 90% of the Bolshevik leadership at the time of the revolution were jewish. |
Of course they were..they wanted to crush the Czar and the Orthodox religion at the same time. |
I heard that lenin started the Revolution to avenge his brother, who was hanged by the Tsar for being a terrorist (he tried to blow him up, threw a bomb at his carriage or something). |
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RusskiCanadian23
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| StephenB. wrote: | | RusskiCanadian23 wrote: | | StephenB. wrote: | | Lenin last name was Leninwitz...only kidding...actually they said he had some Jewish and other nationalities besides Russian. |
Lenin's last name was Ulianov. Is that Jewish?
| StephenB. wrote: | | Of course they were..they wanted to crush the Czar and the Orthodox religion at the same time. |
If they did want this, they pretty much succeeded... |
Yeah they pretty much succeeded in doing both, however, Stalin later on had most of them (Bolsheviks) killed off in the gulags. |
Hehe... that's the irony of it... did you know that most heads of OGPY, and later on, NKVD, in Stalin's time, ended up shot by firing squad, I think, maybe one actually died his own death... |
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StephenB.
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| RusskiCanadian23 wrote: | | StephenB. wrote: | | RusskiCanadian23 wrote: | | StephenB. wrote: | | Lenin last name was Leninwitz...only kidding...actually they said he had some Jewish and other nationalities besides Russian. |
Lenin's last name was Ulianov. Is that Jewish?
| StephenB. wrote: | | Of course they were..they wanted to crush the Czar and the Orthodox religion at the same time. |
If they did want this, they pretty much succeeded... |
Yeah they pretty much succeeded in doing both, however, Stalin later on had most of them (Bolsheviks) killed off in the gulags. |
Hehe... that's the irony of it... did you know that most heads of OGPY, and later on, NKVD, in Stalin's time, ended up shot by firing squad, I think, maybe one actually died his own death... |
Is that Lenin's real body on display or a waxed figure of him in Moscow? |
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RusskiCanadian23
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| StephenB. wrote: | | RusskiCanadian23 wrote: | | StephenB. wrote: | | RusskiCanadian23 wrote: | | StephenB. wrote: | | Lenin last name was Leninwitz...only kidding...actually they said he had some Jewish and other nationalities besides Russian. |
Lenin's last name was Ulianov. Is that Jewish?
| StephenB. wrote: | | Of course they were..they wanted to crush the Czar and the Orthodox religion at the same time. |
If they did want this, they pretty much succeeded... |
Yeah they pretty much succeeded in doing both, however, Stalin later on had most of them (Bolsheviks) killed off in the gulags. |
Hehe... that's the irony of it... did you know that most heads of OGPY, and later on, NKVD, in Stalin's time, ended up shot by firing squad, I think, maybe one actually died his own death... |
Is that Lenin's real body on display or a waxed figure of him in Moscow? |
I think that's real... I mean, they wouldn't spend millions, possibly billions, of dollars trying to preserve a waxed fake, would they? |
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StephenB.
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| I guess not...however, a Russian friend said it was a doll he didn't know how to say mannequin. So, I just started to laugh and said a doll, why would they put a big Lenin doll on display like some kind of toy, of course he was trying to say waxed mannequin...LOL |
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surfguy
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Did you hear about the polish terrorist that was sent to blow up Stalin's car? ...He burnt his mouth on the tail pipe!!!!
What do you use to circumsize a russian black man? A jig saw!
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surfguy
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| Hey what are jokes that russians tell about Americans? I'm sure there are many! |
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RusskiCanadian23
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| surfguy wrote: | | Hey what are jokes that russians tell about Americans? I'm sure there are many! |
I read this on allprikol.ru, a Russian humour site.
| Quote: | An American, a Frenchman, and a Russian are talking about cow-slaughtering techniques in their countries:
The American: "In our country, before they kill the cow, they let it listen to classical music, it makes the meat softer!"
The Frenchman: "We kill our cows with electric shock. This way, it can't feel it's death, and our meet is even softer, and better."
The Russian: "Well, in Russia, I come into a store, there horns, legs, cow body parts everywhere... I don't know, maybe they blow 'em up or something?" |
I don't know if you get the joke, it is Russian humour, as I said. It is different from American. |
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surfguy
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| Yes I do think I get it...well and too it does tell the russian character...for real too...what man wants his meat to be soft...uh oh look out ladies. Not that that has anything to do with the joke. Keeping on topic...I bet Stalin loved French food |
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jo-jo-7
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| RusskiCanadian23 wrote: | | surfguy wrote: | | Hey what are jokes that russians tell about Americans? I'm sure there are many! |
I read this on allprikol.ru, a Russian humour site.
| Quote: | An American, a Frenchman, and a Russian are talking about cow-slaughtering techniques in their countries:
The American: "In our country, before they kill the cow, they let it listen to classical music, it makes the meat softer!"
The Frenchman: "We kill our cows with electric shock. This way, it can't feel it's death, and our meet is even softer, and better."
The Russian: "Well, in Russia, I come into a store, there horns, legs, cow body parts everywhere... I don't know, maybe they blow 'em up or something?" |
I don't know if you get the joke, it is Russian humour, as I said. It is different from American. |
That would be dry humor. I really get into British humor...I loved watching Benny Hill, The Young Ones, Absolutely Fabulous, Keeping Up Appearances (KET) and all the Pink Panther movies...they were the best... |
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StephenB.
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| Jo Jo, did you ever watched, "Are you Being Served?"...too funny...Also, Absolutely Fabulous and Little Britain... |
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StephenB.
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| Keeping Up Appearances is way too funny...All her sisters are named after flowers, Violet, Rose and Daisy. |
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