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Jokes from the West [9]
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Rimski
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joke number 7: USA : electric american dream!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMAEVgRWq6s

see the first 3 mn. Unfortunately for the driver, it wasn't not a joke. Taser is not only used in US but in Europe too. Democracy in the West has reached the electric level!


Great America! a cop tasers a man because he refused to sign a speeding ticket. Coming soon... return of the whip! Very Happy


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Rimski
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joke number 8: stupid thankgsiving

What is thanksgiving? It's a celebration of the american people. But for what?
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In fact, the feast was planned to thank the Indians for teaching them how to cook those foods. Without the Indians, the first settlers would not have survived.

And to thank the indians, we all know, the white settlers have decimated them.

http://stockholm.usembassy.gov/Holidays/celebrate/thanksgi.html

Ok, thanksgiving celebrates the day the indians teached the white settlers how to survive. So, in return , the indians should thank the whites for having decimated them and celebrate a day. They should celebrate...
... "thankskilling" Very Happy


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Ender
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gomer wrote:
Seen on a forum today regarding the Russia/ Georgia fighting:

"I don't think Georgia will have a problem unless Russia has a General named Sherman."

Or something to that effect.

It is funny to read something from the past. As always complete lack of understanding who are Russians and what is their military forces. Such orators are perfect examples of U.S. propaghanda.
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Rimski
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joke number 9: USA, the country of freedom

Did you see, the movie "Sicko" directed by Michael Moore? It is about healthcare in United States. In the US even if you have a healthcare insurance, your insurer could refuse you a medical treatment.

Click the link below and watch the video to have an idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMr-4eqPbZE

I advise you to watch the whole film. You'll see that, in some countries, they treat the animals better than humans in USA. American citizens live in their country like wild beasts in the nature.

USA is the country of the absolute freedom. Americans are free... like beasts!
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Ender
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rimski wrote:
In the US even if you have a healthcare insurance, your insurer could refuse you a medical treatment.

I think that it is common trait of all insurance companies. They are very polite and friendly when you bring your money. But if some shit happens amount of their willingness to cooperate will be inversely proportional to amount of money they have to pay.
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darthvader
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rimski wrote:
Joke number 9: USA, the country of freedom


In many respects, yes. And, Rimski's country? The country of?

Rimski wrote:
.....in some countries, they treat the animals better than humans in USA. American citizens live in their country like wild beasts in the nature.


Actually, in USA, and the West, we often treat pets better than numerous non-Western goverments treat their citizens. Sad, but true. No joking matter.
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Ender
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

darthvader wrote:
Actually, in USA, and the West, we often treat pets better than numerous non-Western goverments treat their citizens. Sad, but true. No joking matter.

Laughing It doesn't mean anything. I believe my dog is treated better than most of Americans.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Blue_Terrier

Anyway I've understood your point.
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Rimski
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

darthvader wrote:
Actually, in USA, and the West, we often treat pets better than numerous non-Western goverments treat their citizens. Sad, but true. No joking matter.


No. You treat pets better than your human neighbours... poor human beasts.


Let's have a look to the next video. see the begining just before Michael Moore starts to answer the stupid questions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_QoffvYQpw


Ok. Moore"s movie (Sicko) is full of horrible strories. people die because their insurers refuses to pay their treatments. The story is told in a "funny" way but, Michael Moore is very serious. He's not joking.

The presenter (Bill Maher) starts talking about the movie using the words "amazing"??? three times, and "it is your best, it's funny"??? instead of saying "it's horrible" or "I can't believe this is happening in the richest country of the world".

Incredible! This is the reaction of a selfish individual. a "very good" product of the wild capitalism. Look at the face of the presenter. This is the real face of America...

... the hideous face of capitalism.


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darthvader
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ender wrote:
darthvader wrote:
Actually, in USA, and the West, we often treat pets better than numerous non-Western goverments treat their citizens. Sad, but true. No joking matter.

Laughing It doesn't mean anything. I believe my dog is treated better than most of Americans.


Wink
Some dog you have! Black caviar for breakfast served on a red gold platter?

Ender wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Blue_Terrier

Anyway I've understood your point.


Very cute dog though!
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Ender
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

darthvader wrote:
Some dog you have! Black caviar for breakfast served on a red gold platter?

Sorry, I didn't understand this phrase.
Ender wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Blue_Terrier
darthvader wrote:
Anyway I've understood your point.

Very cute dog though!

She eat about one kilo of fresh raw meat a day (not this shitty pedigree). When she was sick insurance company insisted that two doctors came to check her health, take blood samples, etc...

So... if we apply same logic as here...
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Actually, in USA, and the West, we often treat pets better than numerous non-Western goverments treat their citizens. Sad, but true. No joking matter.

... US medical service worse than service in Russia.
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YellowMelon
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, here's a pretty sad joke an American told me.

A male with a sad face walks into a lingerie store.
The salesman asks him what he's looking for.
"A bra, for my girlfriend".
"What bust?".
"The frickin' condom!!!".
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darthvader
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ender wrote:
darthvader wrote:
Some dog you have! Black caviar for breakfast served on a red gold platter?

Sorry, I didn't understand this phrase.


That's ok Very Happy


Ender wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Blue_Terrier
darthvader wrote:
Anyway I've understood your point.

Very cute dog though!

Ender wrote:
She eat about one kilo of fresh raw meat a day (not this shitty pedigree). When she was sick insurance company insisted that two doctors came to check her health, take blood samples, etc...


OK, I admit it, your dog does eat more meat than the average Westerner does each day. Smile

Ender wrote:
So... if we apply same logic (edit:your particular selective example?) as here...
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Actually, in USA, and the West, we often treat pets better than numerous non-Western goverments treat their citizens. Sad, but true. No joking matter.

... US medical service worse than service in Russia.


How do you define worse? I never mentioned Russia. However, since you did, the Russian medical system maybe, ostensibly, "free", but it doesn't mean its not in some crisis (see "selectively chosen " weblink below). I do hope the medical system continues to improve though.

http://www.bio-medicine.org/medicine-news/Russian-Health-Care-Marred-by-Corruption-22420-1/ (29/6/2007)

I did visit a friend's father in a provincial Russian hospital. The facililties seemed fairly basic, but there were no obvious problems......Just hope the standard of living, health, and lifespan of average Russians continues to improve/increase.
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Ender
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

darthvader wrote:
How do you define worse? I never mentioned Russia.

The whole point was that we can't compare medical systems of countries using level of service of pets. The Russia was used simply because I don't know other medical systems, but any country with low level of living can be used in abovementioned example of logic. I hope I explained it.
darthvader wrote:
However, since you did, the Russian medical system maybe, ostensibly, "free", but it doesn't mean its not in some crisis (see "selectively chosen " weblink below). I do hope the medical system continues to improve though.

I hope too. This summer I drank with medics on the lakeshore (barbeque, vodka, beer, etc you know). They said it is improving. Slowly, but it is improving. I think it is about whole level of life. If people are able to pay they will be serviced better.
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